OLDER & WISER !

I've learned that:-

You cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they'll give in!!!

It takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion to destroy it.

Whatever hits the fan, is not evenly distributed!

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm!

Its not what you wear, its how you take it off!

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy it!

Not to worry about what people think, they don't do it very often

You should compare yourself to others , they are more screwed up than you think!

Hindsight is a wonderful thing, only it takes too long!

Age is a very high price to pay for maturity!!!!

 

Just what is that laying the bike to one side at the start really about?
The slide show tells all!!






Ever wondered what's in a Barn?


A retired New York man wanted to use his retirement funds wisely, Decided to buy a home and a few acres in Portugal . The modest farmhouse had been vacant for 15 years; the owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs. The estate was being sold to pay back taxes. There had been several lookers, but the large barn had steel doors, and they had been welded shut. No one wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in the barn, and it wasn't complimentary to the property anyway... So, no one made an offer on the place. The New York gentleman bought it as is, paying just over half of the property's worth; moved in, and set about to access the barn... Curiosity was killing him, so, he and his wife bought a generator and a couple of grinders... And cut Thru the weld.
Watch the slideshow to see what they found
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The new owners had full title to the lot, worth in excess of $35 million

Moral:
Next time you go house hunting don't forget to take a generator,
angle grinder and bolt croppers!!